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New culture survey is just layoffs tactic

Did anyone else notice this when filling out the culture survey they sent out - clicking on any answers on any questions acted normally UNTIL you got to the question of "do you plan to quit in the next six months" - every time you picked an answer or changed your answer a buffer icon would load something and then disappear. The whole team was doing the survey and reproduced it, including our manager (so four of us) Also obviously the survey link is personalised. I think theyre essentially looking at who's sure to leave anyway to make sure they don't lay them off as it'd be a waste of money if theyre quitting themselves anyway and instead layoff people who are still willing to stay and there isnt another easier way to get rid of them.


Survey

A coworker of mine said he was sent a random employee experience pulse survey. Do you think they’re looking at him to possibly add him to the list?


SURVEY: Do this...

Let's do it, you've got to do it. but it's optional. It's anonymous, I promise, for real.

Exxon Quarterly Employee Survey by VP of Sarcasm and Irony

  1. On a scale of 1 to 5, how excited are you to provide feedback that will be carefully reviewed, summarized, ignored, and filed away forever?

  1. How confident are you that leadership already knows the survey results before you submit them?

  1. Which follow-up action do you expect after this survey?
  • A. A thoughtful action plan
  • B. A vague email about “listening”
  • C. A slide deck proving engagement is up
  • D. Another survey asking why survey participation is down

  1. How valued do you feel when management asks for honest feedback and then explains why your feedback is wrong?

  1. What is the main purpose of this survey?
  • A. Improving the workplace
  • B. Measuring employee sentiment
  • C. Creating the appearance of concern
  • D. Supporting someone’s promotion packet

  1. How much do you agree with this statement: “My feedback directly contributes to leadership bonuses, even if it contributes to nothing else.”

  1. If this survey leads to action, which action is most likely?
  • A. More meetings
  • B. More dashboards
  • C. More corporate language
  • D. More reminders to complete the next survey

  1. How safe do you feel being completely honest in an anonymous survey that somehow still knows your department, level, manager, location, and employee group?

  1. Which phrase would you most like to see retired from the survey results email?
  • A. “We hear you”
  • B. “Actionable insights”
  • C. “You spoke, we listened”
  • D. “We are committed to transparency”

  1. Would you recommend this survey to a coworker?
  • A. Yes, if they enjoy performance art
  • B. Yes, if they need a break from real work
  • C. No, but I’ll forward the reminder anyway
  • D. Only if leadership completes one too

Google Dweebs Hellbent on Terminating All Microsoft Licenses

Did everybody get a kick out of the latest Going Google Newsletter, uh, I mean propaganda rag?

Manipulated survey results, laughable fact-checking regarding Chromebooks, forcing everybody to give up Microsoft without anyone really having a say, you know managers will cow-tail to corporate and not issue exceptions to protect their departmental budget.

Absolutely infuriating even though we all knew it was coming.


Anonymous Survey - Friendly reminder the Manager / Company Survey is not Anonymous

When you get reminders in your email that you have not taken the surveys, makes you realize they are not so anonymous.
Most managers won't know exactly who took which survey, but they obviously can decipher the writing style and common themes.
However H.R. and many others absolutely know who took which survey and what was said and even the time the survey was taken. I have friends with other companies who have been pulled aside and spoken to about things written on surveys. Also, they have to do this for obvious reasons safety/security/ legal reasons etc. but be very careful about what you write and possibly don't write anything. Also, be careful about taking a negative survey, some companies focus on these for who to target for reduction in force purposes.
To ignore this would be foolish. For 5+ years I have chose to not take any surveys at all since I firmly believe that nothing at all would ever change. I mean literally everyone wants to work from home but the company obviously gets the final say. Your voice unfortunately doesn't matter that much.


Total Rewards Survey

I started filling this survey out even though it’s requesting your ID. Funny they’re basically asking, do you want higher deductibles that will allow for higher merit or keep it the same. Like either way they’re going to take from one thing to give it to another. It’s insulting. The way it’s set up is to show allllllll the benefits they give us. In reality most Fortune 500 companies offer the same. Travelers offers pension , stock incentives and 20% higher salaries. They know this …


Fire co. is reorganizing again!

So our TM told us today to expect a survey in the next couple of days about our interest in moving to Proximity. Said they're hiring over 600 CS jobs and over 80 Team Manager jobs in field locations all over the US. They said it was staffing neutral and if they do not get enough people they will hire from the outside. That means probably some buyout opportunities coming that way for Fire company. There will not be a lot of takers for the Proximity jobs! They will have to shed at least 300-400 Claims specialist and 40-50 Team Managers to keep it staffing neutral. With the new SFPSP program coming in and more AI, most in Fire company are done. Better get your self ready!


How many people ask annonymous questions during All Hands or Organizational All Hands which never get answered?

Just curious how many people are asking hard questions which don't get answered. I know I keep posting things, but since they are difficult, they aren't answered even if no other questions are out there and there is time to answer them.

We all know that NetApp gatekeeps questions, I'm just wondering how much.

Similarly with Survey's everything is always in the 70's 80's but looking through the comments shows a vastly different picture.


As we move into survey season, remember only 73% of the employees responded . . .

Stank tried to spin the metric that 79% of the employees that did respond felt committed and engaged and used that number as support for his policies. He did not share the next metric that if only 79% of those who responded felt engaged/committed, then it is a easy assumption to make that really only about 60% of the total work force felt committed and engaged.
Remember, the C-Suite will ignore the responses that do not support their ideology and strategy, and outright lie about what the employees really feel is important.
499/600 and 875/900 are the real survey numbers.