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Sales Reorg

Strong rumors about Networking and Security Specialist SE/AEs being moved into Portfolio Generalist AE/SE roles. Anyone hearing anything for USC and GES?

How would account mapping work? Who would handle Cat Center and Security conversations? Leader check in from today, can someone help confirm/deny rumors?


Latest WPE Rumors

I hear from multiple sources an announcement will be made end of May, effective after Labor Day. Four days a week in the office if you have an assigned seat. You will have to attest to compliance with the policy. Three non-consecutive days in the office if you reserve your space. True? I guess time will tell. Just passing along some rumors hoping to compare notes with what others are hearing.


Odd Recent Layoffs

Someone I know was let go for continuously clogging toilets in Biggs. I was told this by someone on the People Team that would know. And no they didn’t clog them the way you think, but rather they were caught flushing wads of paper towels and plastic ware from the cafeteria. Very strange and she didn’t go into details how they knew it was person, but they were able to nail down who it was. Has anyone else heard about this yet?! Apparently the perp was doing it for a couple months and then got really brazen when they started dropping spoons and forks in the toilets.


Mgmt Employees

Here’s a punchier version:

To everyone who comes here wishing they’d get surplused — your wish just came true.
The rumors are real. Cuts are coming, and they’re happening fast.
If you hate this job, go tell your supervisor to put your name on the list. Do it for the person who actually needs this job and is about to lose it.
Stop complaining. Start acting.


Any truth to the acquisition stock spike yesterday?

So the stock spiked to mid 120's and I see rumors of someone wanting to .... erm... what's this BUY netapp.... ffs who would be D-MB ENOUGH??

"There's some takeover speculation around NetApp (NTAP), according to a Betaville "uncooked" alert circulating among traders on Thursday. It's not clear which company is circling NetApp. " (MSN)

However d-mb, it does put some of the last few years behavior into some sort of narrative that makes sense. Have they been preparing and putting lipstick on for two years now?