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@x0 We are going to be a consulting company now. Competing with Accenture(NYSE down 50% in the last year, Slalom down, Bain down too). They are the high bar! Just like them, we smart people will work for billable hours and utilization metrics against 2000 available hrs per year. The only minor problem we have to overcome besides hiring more humans is that AI is doing everything that used to take hours, in mere seconds, 24-7- leaving us with no choice now but to innovate by billing by the second and working shifts round the clock!! I know it sounds rather tiring, but hey- that's where we are, right? Surely there is no other way to do this but the OLD TRIED AND TRUE way, right? #winning

Sorry to disappoint, but we'd rather put you in mouldy building, expose you to spores "Last of Us" style. Maybe zombies will be a great catalyst for workforce transformation.
Alternatively,perhaps docking you near HF cloud zone so that all calcium ion your plasma dropped out and you start having heart attack or seizure.
As for premium offering, we'd love to house you near blast zone radius, so you get to see fireworks from up and close before you finally go #WAEM #WINNING

It's like a bad spouse...people keep coming back for a sub-par product. make it make sense. Oh well...keep on making bad financial decisions...keeps the bonuses flowing while I drive an extremely well operating used car of a different brand. #winning

For some low performer like you they’ll probably give you the BOOT right then and there. You’ll get paid your $30 for your unused PTO, don’t you worry. Maybe you can use it to buy big boy pants so you can HANDLE #winning.

I got a good idea, charge each car $200/month for season parking. Assume 50 cars at each site and 4 sites in total , the company earn 480k per year. Better than trying to optimise tower pressure each year. #winning

@a8 Borrowing money at 6.5% to avoid paying a 4.5% dividend sounds like a #winning business strategy. Also, if ducking a 4.5% obligation represents your company's best return on capital option, your business has already failed. Or maybe, just maybe, our executives are borrowing money to pump up their own stock-price-dependent bonuses? I am glad that is backfiring on them.

It’s time to introduce a new Ace elastic bandage in a different color or with an altered metal clip. If done right, it’s could be turned into multiple NPIs. Or maybe super-duper Extreme Post it notes that can’t be removed without tearing. One NPI per color. That’ll fix CBG. #winning.

This is not caused by msft, they know our Gov backdoors into our products and they do not like it. The Danes are just the first to move, the rest of Europe will follow soon. Not a major ding but it will hurt a lot. #winning

How are those Middle East country premium and benefit cuts feeling with the US military and embassies evacuating families back to the USA? So much care and benchmarking for the win! #winning

“My former Atlanta job is being backfilled only in Dallas. Same with my former teammates who got surplussed. We were all under Legg.”
#winning

@bhvv+1vo6g4Wc - I always laugh when I see that group's name. :-D

Great team, but the fact that any Bank has a division called "Global Financial Crimes" is hilarious.

(I'd love to be in Global Financial Crimes - oh my, the moolah to be made!!)

Seriously, the need to re-brand to ANTI Global Financial Crimes.

How has no regulator (those d-mba$$e$ who are all over us for volumes of meaningless paperwork) not called Greener out on this?

A-sleep.at.the.wheel. Words matter, mo-rons. Yea, let's all get up every morning and do some real Global Financial Crimes. #Winning!

BofA was very cute with the Nov 14 layoffs. Just a tiny trim here and there across divisions and markets so as not to cross the wire on any WARN requirements in any jurisdiction.

Why the "randomness" you ask?

If they do a tiny haircut here and there, they avoid the regulatory and government disclosure requirements.

Which the media watch.

Bad press avoided.

#winning!

(Yes, they are that sick. And @8dgb+1vo6g4Wc is spot on. This Old Timer would gleefully trample many long-standing friends and colleagues to be first on the list for severance. Just tell me where to sign up and I will enthusiastically step into the breach to save anyone's seat who needs the job. He--, at this point, I'd even pay to be on that list.)

What a resume line to be proud of:

Pocketed part of the difference from converting a 158 year old engineering company to a call center while lying about it to everyone who worked for me

#winning #waem

To be clear, Viasat replaced 6.75% debt due in 2026 with 9% debt due in 2029. This when we're heading into a period of reducing interest rates which pose better timing opportunities. Cue Gooroo's misplaced "this was a great debt sale" garbage at the next all hands. #winning

https://news.viasat.com/newsroom/press-releases/viasat-announces-upsizing-and-pricing-of-1-975-million-of-senior-secured-notes

Indeed they have the same tax loss plan for vsat as I do. Use vsat rsu/espp share losses to soak up profits from the winners. In the end they cut their losses at 50-60%. I guess MD and GG can be useful for something. #winning?

My purpose is to milk this company for as much salary as I can each month whilst minimizing my office hours, effort and engagement. #winning

$50 Billion invested by HR in Workday and Automation…. Yet employee posts Vacation question on Layoff.com! #winning

I haven't done anything more than mundane office work for years. I've milked 7 figures off the company in that time for being a faceless office droid. #winning

@1uba+1oXLcS2j
Yes! You have the right to negotiate your own severance. You can ask for more money, training, outplacement services, etc. There's a reason it's not more widely talked about. You violate the terms of the NDA if you talk about it. Also, what company wants you to know you have leverage??? You don't have to sign anything and can then hire a lawyer. Of course this could backfire in your face. You could end up with nothing AND a bill from your lawyer. Every action has risks. There's no easy answer, so do what is best for you and your family.

@2ueo+1oXLcS2j
You could hire a really big team in India for 200k. How many Mexicans can you hire with the yearly wages of one UAW worker? Assume goodness.

@1luc+1oXLcS2j
Yes. Your leaders sold you out. You had a false belief that lead you to trust UAW leaders against your own best interests. Since well before the bankruptcy, the UAW leaders have taken kickbacks against the best interests of the members. Many are in jail, including (2) UAW presidents. That's why there's been no COLA since 2009.

@1ksq+1oXLcS2j
"Hey salaried workers, have you been able to negotiate your annual raise? Get more money than they planned to give you?"
Yes, every single time. If you work hard, help others, and document your achievements you get the biggest raise available, at least at corporations like GM. I have gotten the max bonus and raise every year since I started and I can assure you, it's much much more than anyone in the UAW. Have you ever gotten a $20-30k bonus? Many 7th and 8th level non-union have many times. The management is not my enemy. We are all working toward the same goal. If you worth WITH them, you get rewarded. That's how it works outside of the collectivist mentality. That's a WINNER'S mindset. Doing the minimum while complaining and threatening walkouts and calling in sick is a loser mentality.
You can be bitter and curse at me and I'll be sitting here sipping coffee in my paid-off home. It's true. I have no debt. Because I used those big bonuses to keep my head above water. #winning And before you gripe about how you have better job security - I have been laid off as an engineer but I was always able to get a job quickly and for more money. 100% true. Transferable, valuable skills vs manual labor anyone can do.

Another #Winning Idea from K

Announce “new responsibilities” for the leadership team. That’s the same tired generic BS that got us to this point in the first place.

So glad to have gotten my layoff papers and my severance! Thank you sh!tshow UHG, as I’m gainfully employed at a new gig; making more, and the sh!tshow paid me to leave! #winning
When you have sh!tty management, they tend to make poor decisions. I feel bad for the people that have to pick up the slack, as the managers are all out for themselves.
However, it’s best to stay and get a package as opposed to just quitting.

very similar thing happened to me. Pip my a-s (with ZERO reasons why). "It was a tough cycle." Then, repeatedly ask me to stay. I waited till minutes before the deadline to give my decision, PIL. they were freakin hahaha I'm sure it cost them millions overall hahahaha #Winning #WeAreExxonDipShits. Bunch of clowns run that company

Great! We are buying back our Permian acreage we sold to them in early 2000s! Next we will buy Hess to get all of Guyana back! #winning!