A trio led Cigna’s grand scheme,
To dissolve the American dream.
Eder, Koka, and Cordani’s new plan,
Sent tech jobs to HIH in a far-distant land,
While the locals ran out of steam
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@d9 Hiring In Hyderabad.
I keep seeing Hih, what does that stand for?
Don’t worry Kash Patel is on the case. He’s going to make it right for all the laid off workers a bonus of 100 rupees
@ax yes. They don’t realize this is a short ride for them. And then they can go back to their filthy streets.
@c1 More like a triggered HIH troll
@br boomer getting rage baited 🤭
@bs ngl honestly I don’t even use my brain at work anymore, but still get paid (for now). all I had to do is have a decent interview. cigna hires anyone and I can’t be mad 😳
Oh the irony of this being written by AI, which is a primary reason for the layoffs lol
G-yest thing I ever read. OP you’re a tool.
Will they replace the h1-b hires?
damn they took down the reply making fun of the original poster for making a poem when in the past we would grab pitchforks . mods are d-mb get away creepy
Same postings by banks, healthcare, cellular, internet data and investment companies. Same stories and regrets with a bleak future. We hear about your sorrow. And you hate RTO. Good luck to all. Sad days.
@a1 This is a great poem.
@a1 at least they write with correct grammar
@OP hopefully the locals dont wrote terrible poetry.