Many of us are just hanging out at work doing the very minimum work that we can get away with without getting fired all awhile laughing about getting paid well for doing almost nothing. Also laughing about how we all know we're being replaced by automation and off-shoring and that we'll eventually be laid off. Well haha yeah we WANT to be laid off! And we ain't leaving until they PAY us to leave! It's so easy to just stay on the payroll and take advantage of all the paid days off for all the many reasons. And we laugh because we just don't care! Also because the company cannot touch us. Haha... no matter what you say, we just don't give a flying fock!
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Management should not get a surplus package. Just take them to the train station!
This op knows what they're talking about and I totally agree. This is my favorite post ever on this site.
@ec you should have tried harder at life.
Ok then..,enjoy being unemployed. Finding a job in this economy is terrible. The rest of us are still glad to have a job and to be able to pay our bills.
Just making excuses. You've been lazy your whole life and haven't done much work.
@en The op knew there would be dooshbags like you, you little ki$$@ss manager with a tiny dik and shallow mind who 100% mischaracterized my financial position most likely because of your poor situation. GFYYFBF!
@aj watching you get your surplus call and laughing that you’ll be in the breadline in 2 weeks
@ec why do you let yourself be abused? Just do however much you feel you can and if they decide it’s not enough then you get your severance. Really not that hard.
I really wish I had one of those cushy jobs where I didn’t have to do much and could just wait for them to pay me to leave. They work us to death where I’m at and there is no way to slack.
Since when the C.O doing their jobs? Why should we give a s..t about this company?
@a5 wtf why do you want to work that hard to do other people’s work.
Many of us having being found this for years have you just found out !
Or you’ll get fired before surplus because why pay you to leave? How about make you instantly poor for making everyone else on your team pick up your lazy slack