The year is 2030. TMO is the biggest telecom company in the world, Kraft Mac and Cheese is distributed to every citizen as rations, and John Stankey gave himself a raise to 60M annually. John Stankey’s Amdocs contracted private militia has more workers than Dallas PD.
He looks around the office at the 50 remaining AT&T corporate employees with disdain. “I can’t believe Blackrock makes me employ these poors”, he mutters to himself.
The protestors outside Whitacre Tower pile up against the front doors, as Stankey orders his militia to leave none alive.
Frustrated that he still has employees sticking around, Stankey sends a message to his remaining employees. “Your role is now located in Alakanuk, AK. This is so you can collaborate in the office. You have 10 days to relocate or my private guards will execute you.”
Stankey, happy with the hard work he had done, gives himself another 10M dollar raise. Another rewarding day at the office, and the 10 individual shareholders left in the world applaud him for his integral role in ending the age of employing “Human Resources”.