What's up with today's email? Extremely concerning to say the least
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Mine said:
“Daddy, I earned it!”
It's a clever troll.
I think it is just an troll -- credible and effective, because people have a sense of impending doom.
That sense is probably misplaced. Until there is some disrupting event, most customers will continue renewing their SAS licenses.
To compensate for those who don't, SAS will continue laying off 2-3% annually. That's not impending doom, but death by a thousand cuts.
@ht So what, in general, was this allegedly ominous email about?
I got the email.
The televangelist child’s college sports team lost in a landslide. Ominous indeed!
The email was about limited seating in cafeteria C.
Not what mine said. Anyone else?
Ahhh, Company Man, I did truly miss you! Where else could we find such rugged individualism, seemingly without obligation to others?
It reminds me of those old “Marlboro Country” ads, with the cowboy driving cattle, free on the range.
Do you smoke Marlboros and ride a horse?
@fz Choice, it was. I had family obligations, so I chose to stay.
Regarding clowns and jokers: I say what I saw.
@fr Not stuck. Choice
And the funny thing about jokers and clowns is that everyone thinks it is other people. The real jokers and clowns like to point at others and never think it is themselves.
Clowns to the left of me
Jokers to the right
Here I am, stuck in the middle at SAS
The periodic Secret Squirrel convention?
The email was about limited seating in cafeteria C. ;-)
No matter how bad the ominous email is, JMP and the Art Department will remain unscathed.
@dg What are you even on about Company Man? This post had all the context needed. It was crystal clear.
@b0 It worked. Here one of me is responding, I can’t resist a post with absolutely no context other than badness. Or a post where people make sh-t up to make things sound worse than it is.
It’s okay to say “Company Man, we miss you! (Let’s gin up a new discussion)”
I reported my copy as phishing so it's been deleted. If you still have yours, can you post it? I'll tell you if it's the same one I got.
@OP So disturbing. I can’t believe Costco is having such a big sale on dishwasher detergent. Insane. How are they even making money on that?
What email are you referring to?