#567, oh #ATT what a dive,
Out of six hundred companies, we are barely alive.
A “best place to work”? That’s hilarious, what a joke,
We a dumpster on fire, our leaders breathing in smoke.
“How and where we work” leaders spoke with pride,
But our survey results told them, bend over, open wide
Obsessed with RTO like it’s some grand prize,
Congrats—you invented another brand new lie
Leadership’s invisible, replaced with a culture,
Strategy’s thinner than a hungry a$$ vulture
Merit’s long forgotten, replaced with DEI and RTO
Morale’s on permanent vacation and sipping Merlot
So here’s to AT&T, ranked #567,
A workplace from he-l, with no leadership or direction
If failure was an art, we absolutely mastered its design
A masterclass mess, one disaster at a time.