Wonder what brilliance will be announced.
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@af
Can I have Milton's red swingline stapler?
May the 4th?
Layoffs there will be! Money there will be swindled!
May the 4th be with you.
@f4 I think you will find more likely in the US. Too much deadwood.
That's the point, so they don't have to hear from all you in the UK that are about to get fired.
@ay who puts a town hall on a day where there is a public holiday in one of the major countries. Oh - internal communications of course. Doh!
Bank holiday in the UK so will be quiet our end
@OP the Q1 numbers are about to be reported. Xerox Corporation as you know it won’t exist anymore. They will be operating under a different legal entity that won’t be publicly traded.
It's probably just to go over the quarterly earnings like we do every quarter...
Yes you should be worried. You should be very worried.
Do I have to be worried about this?
"Today we announced that despite all of our lies, stock pumping, broken promises and cost cutting except for executive bonuses and super important car racing sponsorship, we are breaking up the company. AI and all that bullsh!t that customers do not want will remain under the name Xerox IT services, as it is the only thing we repeatedly said we care about, while everything else is out on the lawn. Feel free to drive up and grab a desk or a stapler. As I exit with this duffel bag of money, just remember, we need you to go faster."
@a6 nothing yet. Meeting is scheduled for 4th May.
Basically a mass layoff announcement
What happened?
My guess is the same 10 people at the top are going to have responsibilities shifted around and for some reason that will supposedly help us dig out of whatever our Q1 hole looks like.