Team, it has come to our attention that the layoff channel was accidentally set to public visibility. 🫠🫠🫠
Please note this was an unplanned transparency initiative designed to foster radical visibility and cross-functional awareness. 🧩👊🥰💃
Remember: layoffs aren’t layoffs, they’re “career path recalibrations”. 🌱
With empathy,
— Oracle HR
people seen this, but nobody screenshot it? Durrr
Irony is with every layoff the best get laid off and the id--ts worse then toddler level functioning thrive. Even toddlers don't gloat over someone else misfortune.
I’m so tempted to copy and paste this to one of the AMA channels or water cooler! 🤣
LOL
I read it with the voice of Karoline Leavitt
@a1 clearly
Is this supposed to be humor?