Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

We should lay off everyone that starts a Teams chat with “im?”

I think that’s a simple litmus test for deciding who is expendable. If you don’t know how to start a simple chat how are you going to engineer cutting edge technology?


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@db ... OP is apparently still typing.

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Post ID: @7xa+1k9x1y5wg

@OP Got time for an IM which turns into the longest meeting..ever?

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Post ID: @7vv+1k9x1y5wg

@7a4 Best New Years Eve IM chat..ever!!!

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Post ID: @7er+1k9x1y5wg

@OP You missed an awesome New Years Eve IM session, complete with fireworks background and more than a few sparklers.

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Post ID: @7a4+1k9x1y5wg

Would you rather me start out with "Yo, Ho--r!"?

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Post ID: @712+1k9x1y5wg

@OP You did not attend the Christmas Team Sync?

booooo

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Post ID: @70w+1k9x1y5wg

@OP Hello..are you going to show for our Christmas Team sync?

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Post ID: @6az+1k9x1y5wg

@OP I set up a meeting to schedule our next IM session.

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Post ID: @287+1k9x1y5wg

...h.e.l.l.o...\8\8\8\8\8......h.i...\8\8......

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Post ID: @1vp+1k9x1y5wg

@OP I know you are there, I hear your open-mouth breathing in the cube right next to me.

#IM?

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Post ID: @1tp+1k9x1y5wg

@OP OP, are you really offline or just ghosting me?

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Post ID: @1tn+1k9x1y5wg

@OP Your status shows as offline, but can you meet now anyway?

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Post ID: @1p2+1k9x1y5wg

@OP Ok, Boomer

#cringe

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Post ID: @14m+1k9x1y5wg

Dak Prescott says 'it's our turn' to win." Real MVP talk right here.

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Post ID: @14g+1k9x1y5wg

@OP Is this a good time to have an impromptu, 5 hr meeting to teach me how to think for myself?

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Post ID: @144+1k9x1y5wg

@OP Time to answer a simple, 35 part question (with followup)?

#IM?

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Post ID: @10p+1k9x1y5wg

@OP ?

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Post ID: @zm+1k9x1y5wg

@OP IM?

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Post ID: @vr+1k9x1y5wg

OP please IM me

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Post ID: @fp+1k9x1y5wg

it’s already the strategy to purge politeness from Intel

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Post ID: @f2+1k9x1y5wg

Hello I am under the water...

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Post ID: @dr+1k9x1y5wg

I don't believe OP knows how to IM.

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Post ID: @dm+1k9x1y5wg

Kindly answer my question. Im?

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Post ID: @dj+1k9x1y5wg

... OP is typing

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Post ID: @db+1k9x1y5wg

Hello, how are you? @OP

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Post ID: @da+1k9x1y5wg

hi

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Post ID: @d6+1k9x1y5wg

@OP, IM?

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Post ID: @bc+1k9x1y5wg

OP wish to be laid off by himself. Nobody wants to be laid off

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Post ID: @an+1k9x1y5wg

or they could just let you go and everyone else would be fine

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Post ID: @aa+1k9x1y5wg

I just respond "your what?"
Yes, im a a-s. 😆

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Post ID: @a9+1k9x1y5wg

YES!!

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Post ID: @a4+1k9x1y5wg

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