"employees in R are being shuffled around; no window offices for those who aren't in the office at least two days per week"
That's #SASlife!
I left SAS and my (non-corner) window office in R for greener pastures.
The corner office in my new gig has windows with a beautiful view. It's equipped with a comfy bed and has a private bathroom with a shower just steps down the hall. There's a private outdoor workspace where I can hear the relaxing sounds of nature while I work. The breakroom/full kitchen is stocked with healthy and nutritious food, so no more pre-packaged junk food or mass-produced cafeteria slop. My commute has been drastically reduced to the point that it's no longer painful, and I have an enclosed parking space that I never have to fight for. As a result, my auto maintenance and fossil fuel expenses are reduced, as is my carbon footprint. My dog comes to work with me every day, and we take stress-busting walks together when I need to clear my head. Oh, and I make more money and keep more money than I did when I worked for SAS.
That's #WFHlife!