Let's hope future employers don't read this website or former CHK employees are screwed! You guys sound like Trumptards
It's no joke
VP's assistant let it slip out today, Tuesday is the day for the layoff's. Prayer"s for everyone.
Calling in sick
How many people are calling in sick tomorrow? Better to be laid off while sitting on your couch than have to face the goons running the crap show.
666 stock price
WTF
https://vimeo.com/18903787
Get Ready!
If you had any doubts about Tuesday
All VP's are booked from 8-12 tomorrow
Core Values Posters
Does anyone have an extra Core Values poster? I was told that if you tape it above the door it will act as the blood of the lamb for the Passover tomorrow. In the event that there are no posters available I also heard that the blood of a pterodactyl... — read more
Tomorrow
Do the conference rooms still show unavailable? I'm scheduling assistant challenged.
Has anyone tried to create a meeting for any of the rooms in question? L
it should bounce back a meeting name and contact
Total number cut in OKC
I'm really curious to hear how many people are cut in OKC tomorrow. I wish everyone the best but the fact is that the market is bleak right now and there just aren't enough jobs available to absorb everyone. Good luck, stay positive and eventually... — read more
Ducks
I heard they already got the axe along with their feeders and groomers.
I'm pretty sure...
...when JP told PF when he first came onboard, "2 years buddy, 2 years is all we need" he wasn't talking about layoffs.
Best of ASK YAHOO
Post your favorite here or do a spoof ASK Chesapeake. Either way..... Should be a decent laugh.....
Who's Ur Daddy
Pay no mind to the growing number of Vice Presidents and Directors who are retiring. I brought my witching stick from Anadarko and it is proven to be 4X more accurate than the average CHK exploration geologist. Since it has confirmed P(90) reserves... — read more
Good news everyone!
Our silence and opaqueness has all been for your benefit. Despite what the armed guards in front of the ivory tower might be telling you, we have negotiated a full sale of CHK to a well funded, well run company. if you get an email on Tuesday at 8am... — read more
Too Many people that do nothing in your IT / Applications
I did a contract there 2 years ago, so many lazy people that just show up to work, however this is how it is everywhere. Just imagine if you would start working harder and care about what you do...
Any guesses on upcoming layoff count?
Sounds like it could range from 400-2,500 people. Who thinks it will be larger than the 2013 layoff? Don't forgot all of Doug's layoffs in October of 2013. Following dozens of previous layoffs in past weeks, today 800 workers at the company got the... — read more
Halloween Tuesday?
We're all dressing up early for Halloween Tuesday, right?
State Fair Today
Job fair on Wednesday!
Meetings last 2 days...one today in Dallas
I am curious about meetings a person in Land has attended the last two days. The one today was in Dallas. Odd to spend money on travel if the big axe is coming. I don't work there, hope all the flying rumors aren't true.
Tuesday will be a crap carnival
Inside scoop - Tuesday (9/29) will be the day. Official numbers are 406 employee terminated. IT has completed the auto meeting invites to be distributed on Tuesday at 8:00am notifying the individual. Layoffs will rotate by building, starting with... — read more
Confirmed - mole in ETL
Saw his 2-wheel drive jeep parked at Henry Hudson's, entered bar with several HR employees. Name unknown....character had fancy shoes, mullet and glasses. Guess who?
Strong clams
Went to a seafood restaurant and I will be blowing up some pircelain today. Where should I go to hear some gossip I can make up or share?
Quiet Week
Quiet at FC, quiet at restaurants. Nice? NO Suspicious? YES