Our silence and opaqueness has all been for your benefit. Despite what the armed guards in front of the ivory tower might be telling you, we have negotiated a full sale of CHK to a well funded, well run company. if you get an email on Tuesday at 8am, it is because you have been hand selected to be part of our permanent transition as a wholly owned subsidiary of K-mart where we will provide CNG in a box, swisher sweets, and grape cigarillos. Don't worry, you will be eligible for the company layaway plan which will be co-funded by your 1% matched 401k.
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