Let me know if I forgot someone, but I automatically conclude they:
- have an ulterior motive
- work in Corp Comm
- came over from JP Morgan
- are an ar-e-kisser
- know they are being paid too much money for their skill-set
- are an apathetic “follower”
- are a new employee, on their first day
- are crossing their fingers behind their back
- think Taco Bell is a telephone company
- confuse competence with arrogance
- confuse leadership with authority
- confuse “maximizing shareholder value” with unethical behavior
- have an “it’s only stealing if you get caught” mentality
- are long the stock, and the stock options.
- actually fell off a turnip truck
- think a fat wallet makes up for a small pen!s (it doesn’t)
- think money can buy respect and admiration (it can’t)
- think they’re a real-life Gordon Gekko (you’re no Michael Douglas)
- should study how Madoff got over on smart people
- trust the guy nicknamed “Chainsaw”. (r u crazy?)
- belong to The Old Boys Club
- are a BOD member standing by their decision, come he-l or high water.
- will eventually be Catfished
- are really high