When AT&T bought the company i worked for around 5 years ago, I was given a $50,000 retention bonus to stay on and keep working on the platform they wanted. That platform is still around, and hardly anyone else knows how to use it.
Over the last five years, I have received nearly $20,000 in other performance and individual incentive awards, including bonuses for two patents my team worked on.
Well, none of that matters—absolutely none of it. I told my manager I wouldn't be relocating last week, and this afternoon was on a surplus call. Despite recognizing my time at the previous company for 401k vesting, only MY actual att time is recognized for severance. So here's to 8 weeks of pay, and I won't be answering any calls or texts when that platform crashes, and no one knows how to fix it.
Good Riddance!