On a scale of 1–10, how much do you actively hate DXC as your employer?
1 = "I wake up weeping but I still log into MS Teams out of sheer muscle memory."
2 = "Every internal email banner triggers a violent somatic response. I have thrown up twice during global town halls."
3 = "I don’t even care about getting another job anymore. I have transitioned into pure, unadulterated spite. My only career goal is to remain on payroll long enough to watch this company default on its office leases."
4 = "I have accepted that this is purgatory. I no longer look at my bank account or the calendar. Time has lost all meaning."
5 = "I am using DXC paid compute landscape to mine crypto as a side hustle."
6 = "I actively feed wrong information to the project managers just to watch the client panic on the weekly sync."
7 = "I am deliberately missing high-severity SLAs, letting tickets rot in the queue to trigger financial penalties big enough to default the company."
8 = "I am actively injecting ransomware and destructive malware into the core delivery pipeline, ensuring our entire environment is completely unrecoverable by morning."
9 = "I am actively feeding my client counterparts the exact internal audit trails, contractual loop-holes and falsified billing logs they need to legally terminate their contracts with DXC for material breach so that I can burn DXC to the ground from the inside out."
10 = "I am actively dropping production databases and deleting backups during peak hours, purposefully disrupting client infrastructure so this entire entity finally collapses into bankruptcy."