Here’s a punchier version:
To everyone who comes here wishing they’d get surplused — your wish just came true.
The rumors are real. Cuts are coming, and they’re happening fast.
If you hate this job, go tell your supervisor to put your name on the list. Do it for the person who actually needs this job and is about to lose it.
Stop complaining. Start acting.
All volunteers are going to be denied. Only those that need a job will be affected.
@eq most
best thing I ever did was to volunteer to get fired
I not only hate this job, I hate my life.
I’m still here doing my side gig and getting paid big $$$. Life is good at T. Hope it stays like that till I will be ready to retire.
“Looks like a nursing home on some floors.”
#fact
Boomer here.......I am just chilling in place befroe I retire with my millions. Get in early then go to breakfast. Back to desk to surf the internet. After a couple hours of that then im off to lunch for about 2 hours. After lunch check out a conference room for a power nap. Once I wake up head back to deck to check stock prices then pack up for the day.
They just told us on our call 10% layoff and they’re not taking volunteers so don’t bother telling them.
Plenty of people retired in place already. Looks like a nursing home on some floors.
Brilliant reasoning! Because never in the history of jobs has any worker "retired in place" in-office.
One of these days, you may use your head for something besides storage for your teeth.
“Nah. I’m already retired in place. Why make it official.”
This is the precise reason for 5x8 @ T!
Nah. I’m already retired in place. Why make it official.
AI slop. Can’t even copy paste right. No wonder the stock is suffering when we employ people this lazy.
And yet they are going to stay! We all know this.
@OP looks like you use AI to help write your post. Kind of ironic since that’s a driver for most of us to lose employment. However, the content of your post is spot on.