Every week: new awareness mail, new policy, new mandatory training, new dashboard screenshot. Engineers asked for AI acceleration - instead they got Outlook copilots managing Copilot.
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Horrible group, so many millions of dollars waster on this group.
D..E..I
Very good observation, Meetings, chats, travels, emails...... no delivery... I hope Dil-ip will question them at some point!
Hire a clowns expect a circus
Non-tech people building “tech” to unleash developer productivity. The blind leading the productive. Peak corporate comedy.
People dressed up as airplane pilots dropping knowledge on the unwashed masses.
E.d+Buck.a too, recipe for disaster.
An entire department with zero real engineers. Just non-engineers babysitting actual engineers while producing endless meetings, dashboards, and governance theater.
All cosplay, zero building. Peak “developer experience.
Exactly. They didn’t adopt AI they added another layer of middle management that sends emails about AI.
Next up: KPIs on how many Copilot summaries you generate, mandatory monthly AI town halls, and a new “AI Governance” committee.
Same bank, new buzzwords. Zero velocity. 😂
Ha! That is right on. Set up your Outlook rules.
Bank engineering: 0% building, 100% searching SharePoint, sitting in meetings, traveling for alignment, and making PPTs about why nothing ships.
Wowwwe
Probably ~$10 million compensation per year for the group!!!
Don't say it loud, huge organization making living out of it, principal engineers, directors, owners, experts, amazing!!!!!!.
Spot on 🤣