Popular Stank Patrick's sayings and their real meanings.
"May the road rise to meet you." – Have fun on your RTO commute
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have." – You'll have a chance to make friends in the office.
"May you live as long as you want, and never want as long as you live." – Stop stealing office supplies.
"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin or two inside!" – Two coins. That's your raise.
"Don’t be breaking your shin on a stool that’s not in your way." – You're not getting workmen's comp.
"May your blessings outnumber the shamrocks that grow." – Yeah, there's a lot of mold in the buildings but we're not cleaning them.