resign from your boring Oracle jobs and pack it all up and move yourself to West Virginia and apply to Coal miners' jobs there. Every coal mine is West Virginia is hiring coal miners right now. These jobs pay high wages and offer excellent benefits, and you can work all the overtime you want to work. You get to work with some pretty cool equipment as a coal miner. The only problem is you have to pass a mandatory and random dr-g tests. Let's face the music about that because a lot of you at Oracle, especially Gen Z's aren't going to pass a dr-g test even if you are d-mb enough to try and fake it.
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FOBO doom-scroller guy said all this layoff stuff is fake news. So it's all good.
If I get laid off, I'm not going to be picky about any job offer I can get. Coal miner,
Buc-ee's wherever. Unemployment benefits run out fast.
When a large number of layoffs are announced the market is all ways flooded with a lot of people with the same skills looking for a job. Employers won't hesitate to make low-ball offers. Look what happens up in Seattle when Microsoft, Google, Meta or even Boeing announce major layoffs. This floods the market with highly skilled out of work candidates. In that situation you better be open to considering a new career field.
Get wrecked troll. You’ve spent months crapping on Oracle and it’s employees and now you get to take the L.