Friday tomorrow, you know what that means. I show up at 5AM with my YETI Cup filled up 3/4 Jack Daniels, 1/4 coffee. Get me my hidden back corner desk and throw on Netflix to catch up on my shows. Around 7 I’ll head over to the bathroom to take a half hour dump before people start showing up. Then I walk around and check in with some of the friendlies, say hi, get my FaceTime in, and complain about the company. Now it’s 10 and I need a refill. Back out to the truck to refill my yeti with a Jack N Coke, then have a little parking lot siesta. It is Friday after all. At 11 I clear out my inbox and send a few emails out. Next thing you know it’s 1PM and I did my 8, so the work day is over. Time to head over to the club for 9 holes and a few beers with the boys before heading to my daughter’s basketball game. Man I love Fridays.
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OP.......RU related to grand prarrie?
Fridays you love men is more like it.
You need help dude.
lol the yeti cup mix got me
@dx catch me if you can Sally. Top performer too. What takes you two days takes me 20 minutes.
And this is why we have layoffs, because stupid and lazy people do this cr-p, and everyone else suffers. Too bad some people actually want to work, some of us are busy as he-l, busting a-s, and you’re over here literally being the reason our company performs poorly. So sad. Good thing I believe in Karma. It keeps me sane.
My day normally looks like this. Show up at 8 then go to breakfast till 10. From 10 to 12 bust shop and surf the internet. 12 to 2 out for lunch. 2 to 4 check out a conference room for a power nap. I love this company!
My favorite days downtown were Fridays, St. Paddy’s day, Food-truck day etc. Always there for the full downtown experience. The other days were the daily grind working heads down from the @home office.
lol about how I also take my morning $chitt on company time
@br already did! All you gotta do is show up!
He-l ya son...that's the way to L-I-V-E!!
Every Friday should be mixology day. Mix up your favorite adult beverages and enjoy the 8. I’m sure there would be more discussion and fun around the office.
Is your org hiring right now?? I barely get a second co-ktail in most days! DM me on the side @Tcollaboration
Dang, you really have embraced RTO. Nice work! Hopefully you get the top performance rating, seeing how you are fully complying with the 5x8 requirement.
I wish you were my boss
Livin the best hub life.
@OP enjoy!
Lo-jack
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