Thread regarding Bank of New York Mellon Corp. layoffs

Your Favorite Corporate Jargon Line!

I'll go first: "Let us operationalize cross functional synergies to maximize stakeholder value."


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Ranked by quality:

  • BOHICA - Bend over here it comes again
  • You ain’t getting s- t for your bonus or raise, but here’s some free coffee
  • Let us operationalize cross functional synergies to maximize stakeholder value
  • We need to do more...with less
  • Stock Price Uber Alles
  • We should double click on that
  • Culture - Everything we do depends on our people, BNY strives to be a place where employees are proud to work and excited to grow their careers
  • People Rewards, your well being is our priority, we regularly review and enhance our benefits programs to ensure they meet the evolving needs of our employees and remain competitive, LIFE at BNY, Be seen, Be heard, Belong, Experience
  • Work with us, like everything in life balance is key, we have the tools to support your wealth and health including a comprehensive benefits package with flexible work arrangements, competitive health plans, generous paid time off and a strong retirement package
  • We are a family
  • Be more for our clients
  • The rock that drives us forward
  • Working Together
  • Agile
  • P-M
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Post ID: @14f+1kbgypqkr

This was told to us in a cross-departmental meeting back around 2019 after some down-sizing was implemented (when I was still an employee):

We were all told that "we need to do more...with less!"

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Post ID: @tn+1kbgypqkr

Stock Price Uber Alles!

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Post ID: @nf+1kbgypqkr

@cr BOHICA - Bend over here it comes again

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Post ID: @cs+1kbgypqkr

“Culture - Everything we do depends on our people.
BNY strives to be a place where employees are proud to work and excited to grow their careers.“

Now bend over and grab your ankles….

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Post ID: @cr+1kbgypqkr

We should double click on that

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Post ID: @ck+1kbgypqkr

Working Together

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Post ID: @cf+1kbgypqkr

“You ain’t getting s—t for your bonus or raise, but here’s some free coffee”

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Post ID: @c5+1kbgypqkr

International T&D talk about P-M being "the rock that drives us forward".

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Post ID: @c2+1kbgypqkr

'Be more for our clients'

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Post ID: @az+1kbgypqkr

We are a family.

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Post ID: @af+1kbgypqkr

“”” People Rewards! Your well being is our priority”
“We regularly review and enhance our benefits programs to ensure they meet the evolving needs of our employees and remain competitive!’”
LIFE at BNY!!!
Be seen. Be heard. Belong.

Experience!””””””

Kind of makes you want to actually live an ‘Exorcist III’ kind of life doesn’t it?

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Post ID: @a6+1kbgypqkr

“”Work with us!!!!
Like everything in life, balance is key. At BNY, we have the tools to support your wealth and health including a comprehensive
benefits package with flexible work arrangements, competitive health plans, generous paid time off and a strong retirement package.”””

Donnnnnn’t you believe it!

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Post ID: @a5+1kbgypqkr

P-M

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Post ID: @a4+1kbgypqkr

One word…..Agile

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