COP AI looks at your writing style in these posts and compared it to your historical company email writing styles. Yes, you will be fired based on your negative views toward the company and leadership.
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I am shaking in my boots. What will they do. Take my little pension away. They can have it because under Trump inflation it wont buy anything.
They can also tell who you are from DNA if you take a big cr-p on your manager's desk. Ask me how I know.
This post is about generating fear and self doubt…he gets off on it and even acts as a representative of the company. A real bully…COP production rates falling quickly…time to buy Diamondback
@ce "If this is the callous reason to RIF someone"
Really? Would you stay friends with someone who talked about you the same way people here talk about their employer?
I am not from COP...they better find me and give me that hefty severance package.
@ck get a new joke, this is no longer funny
If this is the callous reason to RIF someone, then I will say goodbye bcz it is not worth working here any longer.
That would be like monitoring the cafeteria crowd with a stop watch to see who takes 61 minutes for lunch and canning them. If the company was that serious about this website, they would remove access just as they did for Twitter in the recent past.
@OP My AI writes with precision, grace, and humility. It is not just a post, it is a testament!
Would you like me to write you a chart describing the ways the company actually tracks you?
And the stupid post of the month goes award goes to... you. Congrats.
That sounds wonderful. I’ve been secretly writing like a coworker I can’t stand so I hope AI finds her
Please tell me more about COP AI. It sounds amazing.
What is the problem with that? Why would they want people who hate working there to stick around?