Thought I'd pass it on in case any of you lovely disgruntled coworkers hadn't submitted yours yet, and were looking for ideas:
"G----- K----'s tone-deaf, b----y "town hall" on the morning of 5/5 was the most entitled, mo--nic rich-person behavior I've witnessed since I last looked at Trump's Truth Social page. I have yet to interact with anyone at the bank who thought she did a good job - or will do a good job in the months to come. Employee morale was bad enough before G----- had to open her mouth and gaslight every employee at the bank by saying that they just needed more friends - which is hilariously hypocritical coming from a woman whose husband loves her so much he lives in Pittsburgh. Tim Welsh would have been a better CEO and everyone knows it."