Thread regarding Illumina Inc. layoffs

In much the same way that OGS and ETH were “at the wheel” at Manchester United. And look what happened there.

Whoever posted this can go fu-k themselves

And now that only people above AD gets the shares automatically we can finally 'win together'. Yeeehhhh!
Wait a second.... hmmmmm....

Yay Jacob has clawed Illumina back to half what it was 10 years ago but with the added bonus of a massively disillusioned workforce with rapidly shrinking interest in the company (literally and figuratively) and apparently even more rifs, so it's not over, and no rif last quarter was the anomaly.

@pw share repurchases amounted to a total of $700M so far this year. As per comparison, R&D spend was $670M so far this year.

Interesting to see the 1.24M share repurchase in Q3...I don't know how this relates to the removal of RSUs, but really a bummer since that was employee money.

Written by Jacob or one of his minions

Who is actively planning layoffs?

As layoffs are being actively planned?

Absolutely! And here's a whole lot of other ideas that are going to increase revenue:

• Employees paying for parking, let's turn those parking lots into $$$!
• Bathroom subscription: install badge readers outside bathrooms and allow only one break per day per employee. Employees can purchase monthly memberships to increase the number of breaks allowed.
• Cubicle selection fee: there's plenty of seats in the icafe, but if you want to work in a cubicle you'll have now to pay a yearly premium. Extra fee applies to choose in which site is located.
• Jacobization: we take pride in being spineless sycophants, so hair will be allowed only for customer-facing roles. Everyone else will have to shave their heads bold to celebrate our dear leader. Unless, of course, willing to pay for a hefty monthly membership.

Fully agree with you, with Jacob on the wheel illumina will regain its former state. We'll done Jacob.