Of course Humana can afford — open enrollment season coming ! The leaves are falling, the flu shots are flying, and Humana’s marketing department is working overtime to remind you that your health matters most.
But here’s the real beauty of the season: for a few glorious weeks, every employee is a valuable, irreplaceable member of the team. After all, who else is going to convince customers to sign up for plans where the deductible is just low enough to feel affordable but high enough to fund an executive’s golf membership?
Of course, once enrollment closes and the numbers are in. That’s when Humana can finally do what’s best for their health — trimming the “excess weight” from payroll. Don’t worry, though — this isn’t wasteful. In fact, it’s tax-efficient! Because in the U.S., severance packages are considered deductible as business expenses. That means your sudden unemployment is actually helping Humana lower its taxable income. Congratulations — you’re part of the company’s financial wellness plan!