The badge is gone, the laptop's closed today,
The "rest and vest" has finally slipped away.
Don’t let the bitterness cloud up your sight,
New equity will find its way to light.
Your worth was never in that cubicle stay.
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That is the shithole.
You post it like you bled for it.
You didn’t even proofread.
The applause feels good though, right?
Enjoy it while it lasts—
the same machine ghostwriting your art
is interviewing for your position.
QHaiku:
Package soon arrives
Two weeks pay for every year
Best time of our lives
The stock was sinking, bleeding into the red,
So Amon cut jobs to calm the board’s deep dread.
He spoke of strength and what the company must need,
But fed the rise with simple, quiet greed.
The little man was sacrificed that day,
His desk, his wage, all neatly swept away.
And somewhere deep where darker ledgers dwell,
The devil laughed: “Amon, see you soon in he||.”
The tides of power ebb and flow,
While seeds of deep corruption grow.
A sudden layoff steals the bread,
As greed is by the many fed.
@hm Bill and Ted's haiku version:
Monitor asleep
a badge beside the keys
dust in the wind, dude!
The code is still, the screen is dark,
The badge no longer makes its mark.
A sudden mail, a silent room,
While talent fades in corporate gloom.
Well google says "Qualcomm Power Optimized Envelope Tracking" idek wtf this shyte even means
@ex someone seems just got cooked for sharing CCI. Did not they WARN us to expose only poetic aspects of our jobs externally?
AI result:
QPOET at Qualcomm: Qualcomm uses the term "QPOET" to refer to its Qualcomm Envelope Tracking technology (part of their RF software/power amplifier solutions).
OH Q poet Q poet, if I won't have a job when will I know it?
I’d explain QPOET, but my signal keeps dropping whenever I try.
@OP there's no such thing called qpoet , it's just a bunch of brain rot
Chopping the Christmas tree and burning it down to keep warm is better.
when finances are singing romances everyone is bound to become a qpoet