Once there was a bank that made record profits because their employees worked to lift the asset cap. Then one day Scrooge decided force rank employees so at least one from each team got cut no matter how good they were. That year the families that lost jobs had a miserable Christmas and worried about affording their mortgages and healthcare. Some families couldn’t let their kid go back to college in January because they lost their job. Then one day the ghost of Christmas future paid a visit to the leaders in charge and….(continue the story below)
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…served gelato. And henceforth all was good.
@cg Us worker bees did not create the problem, that was management and the C-Suite, but we were the ones expected to clean up the mess they created. We were not the problem but the solution. Get your facts straight before you embarrass yourself.
What cracks me up when people complain about how they helped lift the asset cap…many of you were clearly here when the asset cap was put on in the first place. You were part of the problem.
Gave them a huge raise to their annual incentive compensation.