Just going to leave this right here….
“Our hope is that this program gives those eligible the choice to take that next step on their own terms, with generous company support”
https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/04/23/microsoft-plans-first-voluntary-retirement-program-for-us-employees.html
What a novel idea… accomplishing business objectives without completely sh-tting on your own employees.
You know it’s bad when you wish our executives were more like Microsoft.