DXC shares are now priced about the same as a rotisserie chicken, and yet the chicken still has a better future and its carve out is more predictable. Soon, DXC won’t even match a chicken. It’ll be trading like a pile of leftovers barely worth the plate it’s on.
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priced about the same as a rotisserie chicken
For that money I'd rather down a bottle of vodka and get absolutely blasted.
@gx OK, poultry boss, your cluck is duly noted in the D-X-Coop logs, strut along now.
@cn you sound ridiculous.
@c2 Congratulations. You’re the golden chicken dinner, coping to save the company while everyone else has mentally checked out long ago, quietly building their side hustles AND still managing to collect their handsome paycheck for working no more than 60 minutes a week. Hands down this is the world’s best company. No contest.
@bv the cope in this post is delicious.
I wouldn't call it fulfilling work. But given the level of effort required it does have certain advantages. I have stopped trying to make a difference by putting things right. I tried. I succeeded! 6 months later it's all back in the same mess it started because nobody else cares. My job is now login. Be generally available. But don't be too quick or too useful so that nobody need expect any sort of emergency response which affords me plenty of time to do anything but. When the company realises this is what goes on, it can offer me that VR and I will accept and walk away. In the unlikely event of new work coming in, I've not used my skillset in so long, I probably can't even do it!?
@bd Unlike you pleb that is working for pocket change many people collect a salary and a substantial bonus for a few short calls and a handful of emails. They work from anywhere do whatever they like during work hours and still get paid practically thousands an hour. They even make extras off stock swings and some like me will start shorting it in a year or two before calling it quits. This is truly the most fulfilling work in the world.
That is all fine son, but when are you going to leave this ranch. If not you are eternally stuck here.