Thread regarding Wells Fargo & Co. layoffs

RTO - 8 hours 3 days per week - ITS THE NEW BEEF!

Right... PTO is for taking time off. BUT BUT.... when you start measuring 15 minute increments to adhere to the new rules....sounds like clocking in to me! Give me a break people - those of you who have not yet experienced the wrath of the RTO.... yep you just wait. Sounds like Chicken Little syndrome.

OK then. Call later when you are dinged at review time for stupid infractions that are measured by.....UH HUH....the key card.

"Gosh Blake....you didn't meet your in-office requirements on 10/30/25. Its in Workday. As your manager, I'm REQUIRED to drop your rating. Before you did everything we expected and I had you as a MEETS. But by HR requirements I have to drop you to a "INCONSISTENT MEETS". I'm sorry Blake, I like you, I really do. But I have no choice in this matter."

"But Sir, Sir! I've done everything! Even when my first born was coming out, I was working an issue for the bank!"

"Blake, it doesn't matter. I'm sorry. There is nothing I can do. You should have clocked in earlier or came in for another day for a longer period."

"In fact, we are on a bell curve. This means I have to rate everyone, and you, because you missed 15 minutes on a 3 day period, you are now summarily dismissed".

"But Sir!! I've done everything you've asked! I stayed late! I didn't bottle feed my kid because you needed me! My wife (bless her soul) had to stand in!

"Isn't my sacrifice worth anything? Anything at all?"

"No Blake, I have no choice in this matter, I'm sorry. Pack your stuff, you are done"

Fade to black....yep. That's it folks.

IMHO


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lol the way the nutjob always sneaks back to upvote his own posts

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Post ID: @ea+1k6kcb3gm

@a1 ...yes...

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Post ID: @dg+1k6kcb3gm

@dc maybe you’re just not funny. Have you ever considered that?

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Post ID: @df+1k6kcb3gm

The craziness is evident before the little play even begins in the OP. But keep coping and mashing that period key

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Post ID: @de+1k6kcb3gm

Wow some folks here are ignorant. That posting is situational satire with fictional characters. Clearly - some need to go back to middle school.....

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@a6+1k6kcb3gm

No one....cares...what millennials/Zers...think ...about... punctuation...

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Post ID: @ck+1k6kcb3gm

@a6 Exemplary representation of the outcome from years of participation trophies.

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Post ID: @b1+1k6kcb3gm

This… post… is… stupid

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Post ID: @az+1k6kcb3gm

@af spotted the boomer

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Post ID: @ag+1k6kcb3gm

@a1 @a6 as opposed to what? The random strings of consciousness the millennials and gen z leverage because they never studied English?

I didn’t even read OP but I can see it’s laid out to follow a conversation

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@a1+1k6kcb3gm

The author is either a boomer or Gen X. You noted the rampant use of ellipses which is used by those generations in informal digital communications. Millennials and Gen Z avoid ellipses as they see it as a form of passive aggression. Example: Thanks… may be a passive aggression response to input that was unwanted.

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Post ID: @a6+1k6kcb3gm

Is there some rule that when you lose your mind you have to include ellipses everywhere?

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