I heard that maybe some things at f5 are turning around but liking st the job postings i don’t see a difference or shift in direction
No longer there but curious since this page got quiet since February.
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The executives are freaking out. Total meltdown, you wouldn’t believe it. Suddenly there’s this new LLM, very powerful, maybe too powerful, and they’re acting like every app on Earth is about to get cracked by some guy in a hoodie eating cold pizza.
“It’s the end of cybersecurity!” they say. Really? Amazing. These are the same geniuses who thought “password123” was a strong move. Now they’re whispering like they’re in a bad spy movie, looking over their shoulders for some digital villain pulling strings from a laptop in a cave. Very dramatic.
Meanwhile, nothing’s actually happened yet. Panic? Oh, they’re doing panic like nobody’s ever seen before! Bring popcorn!
@yb yep, work my a-s off and so does the team, yet I have too many middle layers that just check numbers and ask about AI improvements while not delivering anything meaningful.
@yb nothing unusual, especially if middle management is from India where a… licking and caste system is the norm
F5 fires the people who work their a-s off and then promotes and encourages the mangers who kiss a** .Thats the sad part. If you disagree with your manager , they can sc--w your life at F5
@m5 part of the 4% across the board budget reductions.
@jg They’ve got some ba--s, those sons of ...
Out of the blue, some emails are "no longer active".
@aa I would say the same, emails with promises are being sent out yet no action is taken and those promises just seem to be lies.
Nothings going on still excuses excuses excuses