Stankeyville, Stinktown, Stank’s Folly, The Mistake by Lewisville Lake, Stankeygrad (kind of makes sense for a narcissist like him).
Let’s have some fun.
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This is fun, I can go on and on....
The Fiscal Cliffside Retreat
The Executive Delusion Dome
Debt Valley Ranch
Layoff Landing
The Golden Parachute Gardens
The Red Ink Resort & Spa
The Executive Decision Disasterplex
The Downsizing Oasis
Mismanagement Meadows
The Cost-Cutting Coliseum
The Shareholder Scream Park
The Burn Rate Bungalow Village
The Cashflow Catastrophe Campus
The CEO Ego Expansion Center
The Bankruptcy Botanical Gardens
The Severance Package Pavilion
The Bad Decision Business Park
The Mirage of Prosperity Campus
Hub of Dubious Investments The Debt-Fueled Dreamland
The Layoff Lagoon & Luxury Suites
The Executive Echo Chamber Estates
The “Morale Is Optional” Headquarters
The Golden Parachute Hideaway
The Fiscal Fantasy Fortress
The Bad Bet Business Borough
The Overpromise Oasis
The Cashflow Mirage Mansion
The Leadership Logic-Free Zone
The Red Flag Ranch
The Sinking Ship Strategy Center
The Budget Black Hole Basecamp
The Corporate Catastrophe Compound
The Visionary Misfire Village
The Burnout Bunker
Loosemotion
The John
Stinkerville
Stanklandia
The MBL - More Billions Lost
Titanic - it even contains AT&T
Fargo
Home
It would only be fair to name it something in Hindi.
I don't know about the campus name but one of the eateries should be named New Deli
And all restrooms should be referred to as Stank Banks
Stankberry, since they are running the company and treating employees like it’s the 1960’s, it is fitting. In addition, Stanks ineptitude has always reminded me of Barney Fife.
Relocation roulette ranch
The leverage lounge
The Market-based Mirage
The five-day fantasy factory
The forced fun facility
The last straw
The Debt Palace in Plano
EBITDA Erosion Estate
The Bad bet building
The executive echo chamber
“Trust me this time” tower
Tone-deaf tower
The presence report palace
The burnout bungalow
Someone pick one before I keep going…
@aa when you build monuments to yourself like this, that’s when the sh!t really starts to hit the fan. Just watch
@aa if history proves anything we will return to WFH within 6 months after the new office opens. These guys always make the wrong move at the wrong time.
How long after the big move, do you think the pendulum will swing in the opposite direction and we sell the new Plano campus to save money and make people work from home?? Remember, John will be gone by 2028 at age 65.
How about “Another Mistake”