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Not as good of a worker as everyone thinks.
Very lazy and don’t like change in daily routine, but still wanna get paid.
It gets me out of the house, and wife says I need to have a job of sorts.
Anything you pick tells one loads about you and your lifestyle and future intent.
Too bad the mental mid-ets running this place didn't value worker relations and the employee experience. Perhaps something could have been salvaged. Alas, they knew better...
Anyway, I'll collect as many checks as possible before I meet my end one way or another. None of your impotent whining is going to change that.
At least I'll go out knowing I never bootlicked for my corporate overlords. Unfortunate that you can't say the same.
10000x better to be a slacker than a corporate bootlicker like you.
@a7 Says a lot about you.
I rest my case. Pinheads driving what’s left of the company totally into the desert floor. Almost Sabotage, you might say.
Got news for you. Xerox can destroy itself without your help and your paycheck soon won’t be worth the paper it’s printed on.
The world will be paperless and you will be pay less. Kind of ironic.
What would we do without you Lean Six Sigma thought leaders (worldwide) tech-power housing?
Because I live in a society that requires labour in exchange for a wage that pays for all the things I need.
Spite. I'm here to waste time and company resources, and doing damn well at it.