my whole feed is corporate kissing up, self-branding, and fake humility - omg everything is overboard for fu--s sake
“honored and humbled” has become the official language of humblebragging.
every post somehow thanks an “incredible team” while making sure everyone knows who the main character is.
and of course, no milestone is complete without pretending john doe personally changed your life...
i never understood MondayMotivation - yeah, like a hashtag is gonna help with all the dread around me
Don’t forget these gems:
Ugh…
You need to watch Joshua Fluke on YouTube if you haven’t. His LinkedIn cringe videos and other corporate BS call-outs including a couple related to Stankey are pretty entertaining though a little depressing.
honored and excited to share this incredible milestone today ++++ grateful for the opportunity to work with such amazing people
Delete the app. Problem solved. It’s not rocket science.
@c4 - Thanks Mom & Dad. Your advice is timeless.
You’re probably the one who posts and whines about those who complain about those who want to WFH.
Get a life and stop blaming others first your issues.
@a2 vomit.
@c2 How profound you are…
You come to a platform called The Layoff and you don’t find the “bi--hing and moaning” to your liking. Guess what, easy solution, don’t come here.
You all just b1tch and moan about everything these days. Relax and enjoy life as best you can.
Its all the new corporate phrases. It is the new way to self-promote. Pit your bug accomplishment out there, but make sure not to sound like you work hard for it.
All of it is really vomit inducing.
The various biz media companies are afraid to be real critical of companies now because they know they won't get the interviews with the CEOs if they say something negative in advance of bad things happening.
Not a lot to post about when you’re a low IQ guy stringing wires.
Thank you sir may I have another.
That's what you get when you have co-pilot rewrite everything for you...
It is indeed really gross and so excruciatingly phony baloney.
Honored To Be Part Of This Journey
Excited To Share This Big News
Grateful To Work With Amazing People
Proud Of What We Accomplished Together
Thrilled To Announce This Achievement Today
Could Not Have Done This Alone
Humbld and honored
Excited to announce
Grateful for opportunity
Proud to share