Friday tomorrow, you know what that means, focus room reserved. I’ll be there at 6am with my yeti cup full 3/4 Jack Daniels 1/4 Joe. I’ll spend the morning researching March madness picks and calling my bookie, from the privacy of my office of course. I’ll go for my 30 minute morning dump and then a walk to see some friendlies around 9. Obviously share the sauce. Around 11 I head out for a liquid lunch at a nearby watering hole then take a little siesta in the truck. When I wake up I head back inside to jiggle my mouse and watch March madness games. It’s 2pm before you know it and I’ve hit my 8 hours, weekend is here. Time to close up and head to the bar for a couple more drinks and a basket of wings while I cash my bets. RTO ain’t so bad, there’s really no pressure to do anything besides show up and check the box. Life is good.
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McSelfish trying to get in the news lately and Stank recently proudly shared in a public interview that his entire career has been T and how great company is
Plenny of men willing to help you come and play with your cl-t, lol. we the most menly men of the fortune 25
@cq nothing about this is a fantasy, I really just did this today.
How to become a coach? They don’t anything buy dictate how you do your job. What a job of those losers.
Complete fantasy post---should be deleted by Layoff.com
Unlimited sick days . . . wfh and call in sick. At Lenox they have put out hand sanitizer telling us that various virus are floating about, and we don't have hot water to wash our hands. Use that as the reason for calling in sick.
The focus rooms in my office have couches in them. Good for napping or some afternoon delights
8 hours -- you're joking, right! I have got 36 hours already for the week, so tomorrow is only 4 hours. Leave for lunch at noon and never come back. There wouldn't be any parking for me anyway. Gotta love that Market-Based culture!
When you say "1/4 Joe" is that coffee?
@a2 weird to respond to your own OP post with a different pseudonym.
I’ll take things that never happened for 1000 Alex.
How do people get away with this while I’m getting crushed with sh-t to do. This place is making me hate my life. I hate RTO and stupid stank and McSelfish. I need to get out of here.