Thread regarding F5 Networks Inc. layoffs

Was there small layoff recently?

I just noticed that bunch of people left the chats, and they are not available any more.
Was there any layoff recently? How many people were cut?


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Post ID: @OP+1kn2gm0y0

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@5yd but spot on with how employees are viewed I was line 59 on one of the rif spreadsheets

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Post ID: @5yr+1kn2gm0y0

@5c7 seriously shut the 7uck up. 5tupid Trump impersonation. And so obnoxious and nihilistic.

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Post ID: @5yd+1kn2gm0y0

@OP Oh, we’ve got these incredible managers, really top people, they say: look at brilliant engineers and go, “Hmm, yes, resources.” Resources! Like they’re laser printers or boxes of clips. Fantastic thinking, really cutting-edge stuff. You’ve got humans solving complex problems, building amazing things, and these geniuses reduce them to line items on a spreadsheet. It’s a beautiful system! So efficient, so cold, so totally lacking in basic human decency. Morale? Never heard of it. Respect? Optional. But hey, at least the quarterly report looks tremendous, doesn’t it? Absolutely tremendous.

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Post ID: @5c7+1kn2gm0y0

@4nf !!!

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Post ID: @5bm+1kn2gm0y0

@4nf yep, they are really trying to say BIG-IP Next for Kubernetes can do it all in the "AI World" .... or "AI Gaurdrails " - LOL

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Post ID: @4qc+1kn2gm0y0

@1zq AppWorld Vegas this year. Folks, you wouldn’t believe it, truly incredible, and not in a good way. The waste? Unreal. Mountains of it. I’ve seen big waste, the best waste, but this? This is something special. You’ve got people walking around throwing out phrases like “synergistic AI pipelines” and “hyper-scalable neural ecosystems,” nobody knows what it means, not even them, but they say it with confidence, tremendous confidence. These people are so disconnected, it’s like they’re living in a metaverse of their own buzzwords. “Oh, we’re optimizing human-centric paradigms”. What does that even mean? Back in the real world, people are just trying to get by. But here? It’s all lanyards, keynote selfies, and garbage, so much garbage. Honestly, if they could recycle buzzwords, we’d solve the whole problem overnight.

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Post ID: @4nf+1kn2gm0y0

someone from service provider last week

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Post ID: @21y+1kn2gm0y0

@10d I was sent to AppWorld Vegas this year and the waste is unreal, these people are disconnected from the rest

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Post ID: @1zq+1kn2gm0y0

@1mj People jumping ship.

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Post ID: @1vn+1kn2gm0y0

@1de No, just better opportunities.

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Post ID: @1mj+1kn2gm0y0

@1bj conveniently left out the word "forced"

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Post ID: @1de+1kn2gm0y0

Some people have left or retired.

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Post ID: @1bj+1kn2gm0y0

@OP yes, some people are missing while others are flying 1st class around the world

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Post ID: @10d+1kn2gm0y0

this change was done for you, first of all

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Post ID: @j3+1kn2gm0y0

@b4 strategic realignment

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Post ID: @fa+1kn2gm0y0

Wonder how this will be spun?

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Post ID: @b4+1kn2gm0y0

@aq 10? 25? 50?

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Post ID: @b2+1kn2gm0y0

@OP Some emails are deactivated too.

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