Well, just wondering what else folks think..
Jack_Attack! has like zero charisma.. Like 0. After a few meetings seems like we hired a dud, like dud dud. Anyone else have thoughts? I just don't feel any enthusiasm or like this guy could usher everyone into a life raft on a sinking ship if his life depended on it.
At least re-Joyce loved Schitzcreek! <---- but she was still a cheerleader, and a dud.
@45a Buff Duffy sure is leading the a-s kissing competition on social media... makes you wonder where Bob is? Reviewing exit paperwork as he's not getting NA Pole Position.
@45a You haven't heard nor seen hide of him as he's been hitting the snack counter at Summit in Costa Rica and Tenerife, dogging the obstacle course at Thayer... and hitting the snack counter there as well. Very convenient to be there to sell his crib in the ritsy enclave of Scarsdale NY. While you are struggling to pay for gas and beef to keep up the tire around your waist. The leadership team spends more time high fiving each other on Linkedin more than they spend worrying about how to be Mid-Market Wh-z Bang Bang Super KGB Agentic Forgotten Super STAR.
@45a Lionel Ritchie has 1000x more charisma than this dud. I can not imagine this character inspiring greatness... Maybe he's just thinking about $10MIL and how to get there.
Fire Kane, bring in a buddy (really mean retire)
Retire Brenda as she's almost out to pasture
Wax poetic about dropping on the CRN top provider list
Wax poetic about sliding DOWN the Fortune 500
Wax poetic about going on a diet
Cry in his bed about the unbeatable heat in the desert whilst turning and turning in sweat filled sheets
Make them all sign gag orders and give the a handsome severance for being such a TEAM TEAM player
Pray that he does not have to do the obstacle course at Thayer and have a heart attack whilst dreaming about a 30oz steak
@45a he's thinking about how to bring in chummy chums from Accenture all the while micromanaging NA sales and trying to be coy about it.... who will survive the hunger games to get the top dawg spot for NA President role... Not Commander "can't make the numbers" Kane, nor Buffy "let me bring in more buddies from Cisco" Duffy.
Im not sure which is worse... a whole buttload of AI-generated "from the CEO" rah-rah updates.... or complete silence. Have we heard a peep out of him? The quiet Is a little unsettling tbh.
BORING... YAWN... Please someone get this guy a personality coach STAT! AAR that sh-t.
Jack+Attack sure looks like he loves like his snacks.
@151 don't forget the pledge pin. It will melt as well. Where can I get one? I want to be rah-rah too! Let's get them printed for all the CTO's! Would need like 1,000 of them since everyone is a CTO, or a Principal GPT'er.
Double dud... I have met turtles with more charm and grace. Wait, we had a turtle dude but he got sacked. So did the new guy. Got to just giggle with the pauchyness sweating it out in the heat. Wait till August when the temps reach max melting potential. Not a pickle ball champ like the rest of the Finance creeps.
At least he sports an Insight pledge pin! What a dude. The kind of guy that you bring to a funeral to do an eulogy. Inspiring, no, not in the least. Guess that's what the board wanted, someone boring, like sleepy boring that can drive the stock price up to fund vacations in Hawaii. I would say on par with the rest of the execs here, boring, monotone, grifters... Well, more execs bailing.. Making room for Accenture boot lickers.
It's like a -9 on the charisma factor... I can't stop yawning when this guy opens his mouth. Dry as the Sonoran sands....