So the next money saving move by DXC will be rolling brownouts at each site...15 minutes each hour no power....Then water will be turned off for 2 hours each day.....you heard it here first! :)
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They took away our trashcans and put 4 centralized cans around the office...
They already asked us to water plants in the office, no joke!
In an effort to reduce maintenance costs, all housekeeping employees will be terminated.
Each employee below management will be required to scheduled at least one week during the remaining year for which they will be responsible for emptying the trash bins and cleaning and mopping the bathrooms.
Rolling BrownShit
Rolling BrownTrouts....
UdRWxEe-5pzc - It's a joke..
Generally, large commercial buildings are charged for power at what it takes to guarantee their peak load, regardless what they actually use. Rolling brownouts make no sense.
As part of the annual "Bring your children to work" day - DXC will ensure that the kids are signed up early as graduate employees (graduates from kindergarten that is) which means they can be paid pocket money of $0.01 per day. This is no April Fools Day joke!
DXC will now be selling morning breakfast for 10 bucks each.. a brownie dumpling .. at the DXC cafeteria near you... !!!
I heard they were going to connect to each DXC building's 3-phase supply to 240 bicycles in the car park with each department taking it in shifts to 'cycle for energy' and thus help the Employer be seen as a green conservationist of energy. This woujld supplement the 'cycle to work' scheme with a 'Cycle in work' scheme.
Per: “And next they will put coin slots on the bathroom stalls...”
I don’t think that is what the OP meant by “brownout”.
And next they will put coin slots on the bathroom stalls......
And next they will put coin slots on the bathroom stalls......
Working conditions at DXC are rapidly becoming worse than what exists in North Korea.
Loosers go and do some work - we got your mac address and laptop host name !
@UdRWxEe-knm - Surely it's only skilless id--ts left in this joke of a company? lol
hahahaha
If you haven't thought you need to look for a new job by now your either close to retirement, too old for another company to take you on or a id--t.
Turn off the water for two hours, that is just stupid how will that save you money. So People can't have a bathroom break for those two hours... Silly
Brownouts in Data Centers will cause more expense than savings, with generators kicking in and servers going down all over the place.
Joker must be joking!!!!
Lol
People will believe anything!
OMG!! This cannot be true? I'm beginning to think I have to find a new job.