Thread regarding Dell Inc. layoffs

most probably because their wives/sisters/cousins/nephews/nieces/in laws are someone big in HR

Super techies and two directors are still fooling around. Dell has no system to weed out these corrupt elements.

Any update on super techies and two useless directors. are they still fooling around.

Bangaluru Drama Center runs following courses:

Management by Recruiting Relatives, Friend's Spouse (MRRFS)

Management by Threatening Engineers for Better Tell-Dell Score (MTEBTDS)

Management by Manipulating Tell-Dell and Awards (MMTDA)

Management by Conspiracy and Fraud Promotions (MCFP)

Under the Supervision of Dr. YouTuber, Dr. Candy Crush, Joker Managers and visiting super techies.

"As one of the principals mentioned that Dell himself is a fraud and so everything is justified."

Nice justification

We all know that DC is a junk project and will be a failure. Our ingenuity is how long we delay it. Believe me all engineers in DC including me are pulling in all our efforts in this direction. Somewhat similar to money minded hospitals prolonging the death of terminally ill patients. Keep in ICU and let the expense of the patients skyrocket. We are doing something similar. There is a progressive hierarchy of incompetence from senior engineers to principal engineers to senior principals and our managers to the director. It is such a web of deceit that I am ashamed that fate has made me work with these fraudulent teams. I would have certainly preferred an honest living. Consolation is we are not dealing with human life as in the case of fraud hospitals. It is only Dell money. As one of the principals mentioned that Dell himself is a fraud and so everything is justified.

While talking to 2 cronies managers, Both said that they are 100% confident about DC failure and they are contributing a lot to the same.

Let's cheers for their confidence.

There are different ways and styles of Management;

Management by Objectives (MBO)

Management by Walking Around (MBWA)

Management through Servant Leadership (MTSL)

Management By Participation (MBP)

BDC storage senior leadership has pioneered new ways of management:

Management by Senile Non Doing (MBSND)

Management by Morons (MBM)

Management by Video Game Strategy (MBVGS)

Management by Viewing YouTube All Day (MBVYAD)

Management by Powerpoint By SuperTechies (MBPBST)

Management by Recling Keeping both legs on the chair (MBRKBLOTL)

There is nothing to learn in BDC storage. But in layoff website I learnt new latin phrase today:

Fiat justitia ruat caelum - Let justice be done no matter what.

Thank You

"Just like how another company rejects all ex Dell because one ex Dell decided Dell culture s---s and closes his current company's door from Dell."

I urge people here to exercise caution . The idiot laid off leader was rejected in leading networking company because they came to know of his antics and antecedents through reference check. this can happen to anyone of you as you will also be branded as an unprofessional idiot because you worked under unprofessional management. so it is self defeating if you start b--ching about management.

This thread is funny. My contribution:

Graduate Of Professional Acting

Graduate Of Programming Amatuers

make friends outside of Dell. Tell them what and who here. If you are really good you will do well outside and go high and decide the reputations for the cronies. Just like how another company rejects all ex Dell because one ex Dell decided Dell culture s---s and closes his current company's door from Dell.

Hope BDC storage leadership who manipulate the system to gain undue benefits be exposed and dealth with. Fiat justitia ruat caelum

Include F/W also. We also would like to contribute towards their trip and strip club expenses. Let them do what they are best at.

Okay if there's no travel budge for super techies let us all from DC team sponsor their US visit.

Any news of super techies travelling to Hopkinton. We in migration project need a steroid boost. Our two supertechies will do their dog and pony show impress all the folks in Hopkinton. Including Jay walkers in the streets who approach these celebrities to find solutions to their technical problems. It's been quite a while now since we heard the exploits of these super duper techies.

Graduate of PowerPoint Association

Graduate of Political Association

Graduate of (false) Propaganda Association

Graduate of Pervert Academy

Graduate of Poisonous Academy

Graduate of Procrastination Academy (If you consider delay in migration project can be given PHd)

BDC management has illustrious credentials with graduates in PowerPoint applications, two PhD directors one in candycrush gaming and the other in YouTube viewing and certified bar bouncer program manager. With such leaders we engineers have a glorious future in BDC storage.

(G)raduate (O)f (P)owerPoint (A)pplication is most coward, vindictive, revengeful, deceitful, conniving, resentful individual @BDC, who always carries plastic smile on his face, behaving like your best friend with smiles, a helpful attitude, and promises of loyalty and trustworthiness, he waits for the right moment and then turns on you with a vengeance. Best of luck Mr. graduate and gang. God bless you.

-Bye friends and I am moving on...

My new year resolution is I need to learn all these politics, sycophancy, doing nothing,and taking credit and pay raise. These fellas written about extensively in this website are interesting lot. It would help many of us hardworking but stupid people if we learn these conmen tricks. Hope people who have seen these people operate give more specifics on how these fellows pull through their tricks. Thank you and happy new year.

BDC storage super techies are masters in pulling wool over eyes of management. There are seventy people working in a dysfunctional project with junk design and code and still they can get through with the con. Years of mastery in falsifying reports, politicking, lazing around and not doing anything substantial have made them masters of this game. Only bad thing that happened to them was their chief accomplice and leader who was another useless director was fired in October. These guys are a case study on everything negative that goes in organizational behavior.

Same story in every large organization, politicking and boot-licking management! My ex-manager there denied promotion to any senior person until he himself got promoted, slowly folks left for better opportunities. AH is still there.

"To be in their good book you have to praise them, meet them, talk, tea, coffee, butter"

well newsflash, that's exactly what they do to keep their position. They are showing you the way to succeed in this leadership.

So called Leaders, Super techies and senior obsequious at BDC are least knowledgeable person at this center and they themselve are aware of this fact. Despite this they seek respect and praise. And guess what some does it being sycophant and some do by no other option left. Thanks to god, I am moving on without being belong to any category of sycophancy. To be in their good book you have to praise them, meet them, talk, tea, coffee, butter and what not without any reason otherwise they will make the way for your exit to safeguard themselves. In short, they are wolf in the sheep's clothing.

Well these so called successful people who decides the fate of others in bdc storage. Already their wings are clipped. Most of these so called leaders are now like dogs with their tails between their feet. They are all nervous on when the bell will toll for them and they meet the fate of their foolhardy leader.

my previous job was terrible because I was working and reporting to douchebags directors. So I made extra effort to get to know my manager and his style before joining Dell. Dell is not better than my previous job but my manager is, and of course the pay. For the past year my manager retired and replaced by this devil reincarnate. So definitely move on, it won't be Utopia but will be paid more and if you take the extra effort to check out and choose your future manager and team, it will be better.

If you think you are going to end up in utopia, a company that is way more better than Dell or a director who is just perfect for you, I hate to break it to you, you are mistaken. You will be surprised at how similar most of the companies are, same set of people move around, chances are you will be writing about your new director on this site in a year.

Many of us are of course affected by these stupid evil people. But again it's a two way street. You should not be silent about abuse. Good that the super successful and powerful guy was successfully made to move out adding one more success feather to his crown. BTW I have moved on and serving notice period.

Agree this site is about whining. Don't understand what you gain by whining against such a successful powerful people. Although laid off unceremoniously he might land up as a VP some other company. So just be careful. World is round.

seems a bit whiny isnt it calling people stupid and evil when the real stupid is you guys whinning and still working under and hugely affected by these "stupid and evil" yet successful people. Of course everyone's situation is different but I don't see how whinning about the people that has the upper hand going to help. Either get good and powerful or just shut up and leave.

Hahaha nice satire

That's the folk theory. Maybe this Director in question is following this research finding. The secret to living a long, happy life is to be nasty, unintelligent or a combination of the two, research has found.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/stupid-and-evil-people-live-longest-happiest-lives-20161209118729

As they say you reap what you sow.

with so much hatred towards this director. one wonders why is he still alive.

If any of you know the companies where the James Bond director is sneaking in please make people aware. There are recorded hr cases of abuse which the hiring managers should know.

Attrition in BDC is less because majority are overpaid and underskilled..They won't get equivalent jobs outside.

After their paid vacation BDC Storage Directors and super techies would debrief the team in meetings and all hands. They would say outlandish lies like how they were praised and how great they are that folks in Hopkinton were lining up to meet them and discuss their technical problems for which super techies have solution. Hope all these are stopped now.

in here for fun. You must not be with Dell for long. Some remote managers fly in in the name of relationship building face to face (personaly thinks team building makes more sense since we work with these people from our team and other functions 100x more than that one functional manager) and vacationing with a free tour guide called ypur subordinates. Every VP and directors ever.

Directors from MDC are in town next week. I asked my manager what is the agenda. She is also not clear and said they want to review our projects and create some yearly plan. The answer is not convincing. Why the heck are they coming half way across the world to do a review which they can do through remote. We don't know if they have any agenda or are they just in here to have fun.

Do you seriously have a program manager doing an Admin job?