Thread regarding Bank of America layoffs

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How about - "The Russians are coming! Quick, hide under the beds!".

How about test covfefe?

Most importantly this is free, https://www.python.org/ !

I can tell you will be successful.

Please remember me!

Wow.

Seems like today is not the right date to mess with you!

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As long as it's still around it's not over!

Quartz is one of the biggest failures/scams seen in the last 3 decades. A total disgrace to all involved. Its over in case you haven't been paying attention. Total piece of garbage.

It's a little more than that! They will finally be able to do what Goldman was able to do in the 1990's!

The next version of Quartz (quartz++#) will bring 90's tech to the bank. Can't wait!!!

Pointer arithmetic and memory allocation will be part of release candidate 1.0

Nope, Quartz is 1970's technology done right! It has nothing to do with AI.

Is Quartz like the retarded version of AI?

2xml, mine will be replaced by Quartz - a far cry from AI!

@1khi It appears your job should be one of the first ones to be replaced by AI. I don't see anywhere in the article where it says innovation will be coming from China. He is simply investing in companies which make finance decisions using AI. He also worked at google the company with the most sophisticated AI out there. But I'm sure you know better.

We can always trust our communist buddies from China to come up with something to destroy or at least supposedly change the very bastions of capitalism - the banks! Since when has widespread, successful innovation ever originated in China? Oh yes, they invented gun powder a few thousand years ago long before the Europeans and all they did with it was shoot some arrows and make firecrackers!

If they implement their solution in quartz and their version of Sc[r]?um. Your jobs will be safe for a very long time.

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I'm not too worried.

Weird how the URL is qz.com and the site's name is Quartz

This is the future! Once all the branches are closed, physical locations will not be necessary. Practically everything can be automated and done by computers so Banks are obsolete especially with things like Bitcoin, E-gold etc. The Kodak moment is coming ...

This is all just a bunch of bull