My new year's resolution is to lay off more to secure my compensation.
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The worst is behind us.
The worst is behind us..
The worst is behind us...
I am f---ing rich, young, and good-looking!!! Kneel before me, peasants!!!
I like the smell of pink slips at sunrise. I play Wagner's "Ride of the Walkyiries" while they are handed out.
My new 2017 Lamborghini
Well Son, the company is still not making any revenue and planning more cuts to take place in 2017. My goal is to cut down to 5% people in field positions actually doing work, idle most equipment, 95% of the employees sitting in offices bringing no value, and finding more ways to put your money back in my pocket.
He's having a luxurious vacation. Don't bother him.
Give yourself to the Dark Side. It is the only way you can save your friends. Yes, your thoughts betray you. Your feelings for them are strong.
Let's beat big blue to its knees in 2017's recovery.
Thinking about a raging hard-xx and a piece of a-- later
Ameri, you save me. If no cut in Ameri, my bonus drop. Thanks