Thread regarding Schlumberger Ltd. layoffs

Let's build a Schlum-burger

What would you put on a Schlum-burger? I'll start. You gotta have a stale bun.

Use your imagination people and have fun!

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Got to top it off with chutney or curried anything. Make sure it exits just as painfully as it's gorged down.

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Post ID: @3nci+KPxZlDm

Sh-- & jizz

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Post ID: @3php+KPxZlDm

Since we are fed crap and kept in the dark, I would say MUSHROOMS!!!

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Post ID: @1crr+KPxZlDm

I would put snake meat, rotten apples and some manager's saliva. That is what we are served, at least those still employed here...oh, and no fries.

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Post ID: @uio+KPxZlDm

Oh how funny

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