I've come to realize a few key items about the whole forced pay reduction and reduced workforce in general. I've realized that this role was only temporary from the very beginning. I should have jumped ship as soon as I got the training I needed, but I didn't. I felt a sense of loyalty to this company as I'm sure many ither employees did. I have now seen the light and Dave has shown his hand. This is the future of not only honeywell, but the middle class of America. As I get ready to flush my runny Dave cote down the toilet, I mused at the symbolism; this is quite similar to the future of most Americans. I can't help but feel sorry for the future, most notably our childrens future. God help us all.
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Honeywell employee gets discount. Buy one D roll, get one d roll free.
If i could get Dave cote toilet paper, i'd stock the restrooms at sky harbor with it. I'd make sure they had plenty of daves face to wipe all their $hit on. What about daves butt boy, darius? He's going to likely be worse than dave ( if thats possible). He's going to finish what dave started.
Is it legal to print someone else's face on toilet roll?
I have seen rolls with faces of Obama, Bush, Clinton, Putin, ....
Mostly politicians.
Can I put D's face on it, do you think it will sell well?
How does that "bastit" LIVE on his 60+ Mil/year, while cutting pay and heads and sending everything overseas. Amazing, but sad
Love it.
It was most beautifully said. Dave Cotex, the Great White Hunter, too bad the white rhino didn't have a fair chance, I would have been pulling for him/her.
Love this as it says it all!! Although I always invision Daves face in the toilet water and my poo lands on it every time.
Spot on
Well said.