Will it be held in the HQ? Wasn't it supposed to be finished by now?
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The real Santa will not show up 'cos too old... He has been replaced by a trainee with a beard and moustache, who has learned to say yes to everyone.
What they now call a "transformation agent".
Imagine PK losing all his hair when facing Elizabeth Warren in a hearing on age discrimination.
If Santa shows up and is limping, at least you will know why.
Can we get back to the Christmas party?!
Wells Fargo's CEO John Stumpf has just seen Santa in the shape of senator Elizabeth Warren, who has squeezed his balls so hard that he could barely breath (check in YouTube).
He was also engaged to excel with Wall Street... He also had a transformation plan to increase profits (i.e., 200 M$ on his own account)...
Forget the Goldman-Sachs or McKinsey's plans, just simply get back-to-the-roots.
Hey, you too could have stock options like that one day!
Just pull on those bootstraps a little harder. There's a grindstone out there with not enough nose on it. Maybe you're just not ENGAGED enough to EXCEL.
He's been practicing the Watusi and Fredy with his team as they all get ready for another round of free stock. Current holdings below.
Name Shares
KIZILBASH IMRAN 211,848
KIBSGAARD PAAL 170,000
AYAT SIMON 153,335
BELANI ASHOK 78,903
POUPEAU JEAN-FRANCOIS 57,629
FLORIDIA AARON GATT 57,034
SCHORN PATRICK 40,000
DANTON MARK 36,940
MACGREGOR CATHERINE 33,809
Speaking of Christmas Party, what ever happened to the traditional Thanksgiving luncheon? Did Schlumberger become too 'diversified' to continue the tradition?
And will s--- it dry for anyone have winning ticket
Heard PK is going to be there to do Norwegian dance, naked