Thread regarding Honeywell International Inc. layoffs

HoneyWAAAH!!!

Doth there exist

Anywhere a list

Of bigger crybabies

Than the posters on this site?

Your complaints you scrawl

On this sh-- house wall

Your misery you spread

Morning noon and night

While you're at work

In the shadows you lurk

To each other you sob

How you can't stand your job

You b--ch and leadership

And the pay that they make

While compared to their struggles

Your job is cake

And when the interns and new grads arrive

'Tis called subversion that you do contrive

The best and the brightest from far and away

And yet you try to lead them astray

You strive to ruin

The company's good name

But it's only upon

Yourselves you bring shame

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Post ID: @OP+JD66GAR

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Not bad for a corporate boot licking troll. Not great, but I've seen worse.

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Post ID: @7fft+JD66GAR

People who post that crap are just trying to stir the pot and are scared of their own shadow anywhere away from their steering wheel or keyboard. Crawl back under the rock you live under and cry yourself to sleep. The sad part is you have no friends except for this and other chat rooms. :-(

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Post ID: @5vdp+JD66GAR

Your prose is amateur at best. Your understanding of business: liquidity, solvency, goodwill of the customer, and the accounting equation is non-existant. Somewhere in New Jersey, a bridge is missing its Jersey boy troll. The cake job here is the demise of the company at the expense of the employees and then the shareholders. But, Dave and the boys don't care. They have their golden parachutes regardless of how bad they f-- things up. How is that not a cake job? If I f-- things up like that, I'll get fired with no golden parachute.

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Post ID: @4qlt+JD66GAR

Ahh, leave him be. He writes good poetry.

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Post ID: @4oej+JD66GAR

OP is a troll. The angrier the reply, the happier the troll. Trololololl :D

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Post ID: @3cmt+JD66GAR

What doth lye betwixt my cheeks? D Kote-x

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Post ID: @3fmf+JD66GAR

I can only guarantee that this person works closee to the seat of power, or at least gets to grasp at the robe every week in a meeting. Plenty of people have followed psychopaths/cults before. They are in the workplace too.......

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Post ID: @2hyg+JD66GAR

Honeywell is my religion.

Dave is my savior.

The 12 behaviors are my commandments.

HOS is my operating system.

Please reboot me.

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Post ID: @2anw+JD66GAR

ditto

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Post ID: @1vsr+JD66GAR

Whatever you do, don't quit your day job (if you still have one), to become a poet, or a writer. Go back to school and start at First Grade.............no, Nursery School. You're a real character! Try getting into comedy.

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Post ID: @ckz+JD66GAR

I think the OP might be late for a world of Warcraft tournament or maybe a dungeons and dragons marathon?

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Post ID: @ftz+JD66GAR

You spent how many hours trying to come up with rhyming words to make yourself feel intelligent? And why exactly did you come to this site in the first place? Leadership struggles? How do you know some of the posters are not in leadership positions? You're an idiot and your poetry s---s. You know nothing of anyones personal circumstance and have no right to criticize anything. This is a site for venting, go back to your Mom's basement and put your thesaurus back on the dusty shelf it came from.

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Post ID: @icf+JD66GAR

Dick

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