Doth there exist
Anywhere a list
Of bigger crybabies
Than the posters on this site?
Your complaints you scrawl
On this sh-- house wall
Your misery you spread
Morning noon and night
While you're at work
In the shadows you lurk
To each other you sob
How you can't stand your job
You b--ch and leadership
And the pay that they make
While compared to their struggles
Your job is cake
And when the interns and new grads arrive
'Tis called subversion that you do contrive
The best and the brightest from far and away
And yet you try to lead them astray
You strive to ruin
The company's good name
But it's only upon
Yourselves you bring shame