It would be the funniest comment ever, if it wasn't that close to the truth.
Pretty soon, HON is going to CHARGE you to work here. You all know, as the first step, if you/your family do not do a blood test, you will be charged for medical insurance. A few years ago, I remember it was a credit to your health account if you do the blood test. So, think about what's next? It just gets cheaper and cheaper. There is no limit for this "who is the cheapest" corporate contest.
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