Thread regarding Intel Corp. layoffs

Recap from episode 5 ...

In episode 5 of "fake it until you make it!" Andy Bryant is furious to hear the news of the ARM takeover. Wanting to understand what BK is going to do in response Bryant marches to BK's office only to discover after storming in that BK is in his underpants dancing to Katie Perry with Jimmy the robot. Unable to contain his anger Bryant asks BK why didn't he buy ARM as a way to get exposure to the mobile market without wasting billions sponsoring his trophy African-American executive. After serving a 1 hour time out as punishment BK summons the full MCM committee to a meeting and orders them to wear super hero costumes for the impossible task ahead.

At the meeting Amir is asked to sit away from the group as he hasn't showered again. Aicha feels sorry that Amir has no friends but she is relieved she doesn't have to hold her nose again.

At the meeting all of Murthy ideas are overruled as he hasn't been in the company 15 years yet. Instead this group of overpaid executives decide to make a counter offer for ARM with the intention of immediately discontinuing the RISC architecture and replacing it with x86. Furthermore no chip will be allowed to be sold for less than $200 without at least 60% GM. Aicha says that iCDG in conjunction with PEG will develop a retractable power cord so that "mobile" devices with the new Intel architecture won't require a battery and user don't have to worry about charging.

After the meeting Murthy contacts his old boss at the kebab house in London to see if his old job is available.

Watch the next installment to see how BK spins the appalling quarterly results and PC sales collapse.

#fakeituntilyoumakeit

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Post ID: @OP+Isd7gKC

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Hey don't like it don't click, these are creative, we need a some creativity and new ideas as most at intel are just dead or have any creativity kicked out of them or F**ked out of them by the management

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Post ID: @1rbs+Isd7gKC

@1dri Hey f--- face nobodies interested in you our your opinions

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Post ID: @1poj+Isd7gKC

Go away, OP Your bullshit is overwhelming. Find something else to do. No more updates please.

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Post ID: @1dri+Isd7gKC

Hope you're pursuing a side career in creative writing. Thanks for laughs OP!

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Post ID: @flk+Isd7gKC

OP 😍😘😊, hieee..

Have a great day.

Thanks for the laughs.

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Post ID: @gql+Isd7gKC

Awesome stuff. Hilarious parody. Thanks.

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Post ID: @shj+Isd7gKC

Haha loving it

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Post ID: @wjo+Isd7gKC

Hey f---er would you stop this nonsense....people here are with full of frustrations and sadness, you the f---er making novels...stop the nonsense.

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